The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Sutton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sutton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.