The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Sutton was due a breakout.
- The broadcast shows Sutton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sutton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.