The Butter-Finger Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Sutton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Sutton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.