The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Sutton was due a breakout.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.