The Late Scratch Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Sutton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.