The Dropped Pass Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.