The Snap Count Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sutton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.