The Late Scratch Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Sutton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sutton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.