The Inch-Short Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Sutton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sutton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.