The Shadow Coverage Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Sutton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.