The Phantom Flag Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sutton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sutton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.