The Mystery Tweak Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Sutton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Sutton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.