The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sutton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.