The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Sutton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sutton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.