The Phantom Holding Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- The QB looks at Sutton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Sutton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Sutton, Sutton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.