The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Sutton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.