The Snap Count Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Sutton, that's a flag." Sutton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Sutton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sutton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.