The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Sutton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.