The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Ref: "Number Sutton, that's a flag." Sutton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sutton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.