The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
- Sutton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Sutton, Sutton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.