The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Sutton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Sutton was due a breakout.
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sutton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.