The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Sutton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of SMU's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Sutton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.