The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sutton's stadium. Only over Sutton.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Sutton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sutton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.