The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Courtland Sutton
Courtland Sutton · DEN · WR
“Sutton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sutton's week
- Sutton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Sutton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sutton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Courtland Sutton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Courtland Sutton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Courtland Sutton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.