The Phantom Flag Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.