The Dropped Pass Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.