The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.