The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Prescott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.