The Mystery Tweak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.