The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.