The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.