The Hamstring Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Ref: "Number Swift, that's a flag." Swift: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.