The Fumble Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Swift is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.