The Phantom Flag Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Swift drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.