The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Swift, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.