The Mystery Tweak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Swift gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.