The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.