The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Swift runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.