The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.