The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.