The Sunday Night Fade Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Coach says Swift is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.