The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Swift will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.