The Phantom Flag Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.
- Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.