The Fumble Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.