The Snap Count Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.
79%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.