The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.