The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
74%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.