The Late Scratch Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.
- Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.