The Hamstring Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.