The Mystery Tweak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Swift drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.